The drill loosener/tightener thingee ….

Dear Eugene, I’ve lost the instructions to my electric drill- and am not sure how to change the drill bits? It appears that I need a tool of some sort to loosen the bit to remove/insert new one. I am not even sure what it’s called. Signed, NEEDS HELP!!...

No more dead batteries

Dear Eugene, Where is the best place to store spare batteries to ensure the longest shelf life? Signed, Drained Dear Drained, In the old days it used to be the refrigerator, but with all the technological advances this is no longer true. For most modern batteries the...

Cookies & Christmas Trees

Dear Eugene, I notice most of the questions asked of you are about sex and relationships. Not that sex isn’t important- but I really would like to find some unique cookie recipes and tips on keeping the Christmas tree alive for the next couple weeks. Any hints?...

Excuse me, are those my panties?

Dear Eugene,Yesterday I came home to find my boy friend standing in front of the mirror wearing my underwear! He said he was just goofing around, but now I am beginning to wonder. Should I be worried? Confused Dear Confused, So are you about the same size as him?...

Virgin sex tape?

Do you really have to ask If this is a good idea? Dear Eugene, My fiance and I would like to record our wedding night since we’re both virgins. Is this OK? If we get divorced can he use it against me? Thanks, Don’t know much about biology….. Dear...